Brights!

Dear Individual Swinging His/Her Arm Out the Window Waving a Crappy Flashlight,

I really do hope you would stop doing that.
First off, my brights were not on. I should know, I turned them off a mile before coming into town. Really, I checked.
Second off, I'm in a truck, you're in a car, for some reason, bigger vehicles always seem like they have brights on.
Third, you look a lot more silly than I do, since you're the one with your arms flailing out the window.

Thanks.

That's about it.

Oh and I've got skulls.
Anyone need skulls?